storybook-fairytale:

acrazygirlandherobsessions:

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BRB DYING

Just spit up in a Starbucks 

starspangledsprocket:

Who wants to bet Steve shows up at Sam’s house halfway through Age of Ultron like “I’m SO sorry for doing this to you again” while the whole Avengers team stands behind him, shuffling their feet and looking liked kicked puppies. 

And Sam just goes, “I don’t have enough OJ for you all,” as he sighs and lets them file into his house. 

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

tybalt-tisk:

I am in love with this man. 

queerhawkeye:

queerhawkeye:

a she-hulk movie paying homage to legally blonde tho 

 #'you can control your rage?' #'what like it's hard?' [x]

queerhawkeye:

queerhawkeye:

a she-hulk movie paying homage to legally blonde tho 

 #'you can control your rage?' #'what like it's hard?' [x]

officialfrenchtoast:

i dont even know why i still take selfies when 99% of all the pictures are like

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